Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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