What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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