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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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