- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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