I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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I'm rick james bitch

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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