- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

non poop

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Your Mom The End.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Actually it was me Josh brown

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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