- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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