What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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