- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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