- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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