Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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