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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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