Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Guest what? Dog

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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