- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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