A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

12 niqqa 12.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

The FCC

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What's your guys names?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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