What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Poker face

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Anti Joke

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