What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

charlie sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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