Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

You idiot thats 9 letters

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

women's rights

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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