What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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im telling maguire

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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