An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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