It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

An Aisian failed a test

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

purple pickles

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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