why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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roy g biv

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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I had a submarine.... once

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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