- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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