- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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