- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

joke under this line wins _________________________

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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