What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Heskey time.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

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