- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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