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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

G:nock nock B:come in!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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