- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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