- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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