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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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