- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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