- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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