Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Rebecca Black's career.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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