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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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