Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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