- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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