What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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A man did not like this site

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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