- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

You idiot thats 9 letters

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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