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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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