What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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