What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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