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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

What's city is in New York New York City

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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