- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

who is not good looking? mon morello

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Miscarriages.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Rebecca Black.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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