So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Cancer.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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