In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What's your guys names?

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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