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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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