How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Massie is a fatass

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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