What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Mahmy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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