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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Irish sobriety

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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