what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A hill billy went fishing

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

I have an idea! You leave.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

whats brown and booky a book.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

I'm gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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