wael.. nuff said

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

class is canceled. My professor died.

25.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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