Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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