Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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