Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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