knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

you suck

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Liverpool City Football Club

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

YEAH THEY DO!

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