What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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