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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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