Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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