- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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