- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

whats my name? Matt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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