A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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