- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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