What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

This is not funny.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

that wall over there ->

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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