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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

miha kako si?

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"