when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Your mom is not fat!

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Penis

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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