Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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ur gey

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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PENIS lol

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Anti Joke

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