- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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