- Anti Joke

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!