two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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