- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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