- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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