- Anti Joke

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house