If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Anti Joke

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