- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Tilt your screen back

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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