What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What does water smell like? water.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

im gay

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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