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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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