- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

CAVE JOHNSON.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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