A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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