- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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