- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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