Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

YEAH THEY DO!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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