why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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