Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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A seal walks into a club.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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