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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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