- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Testicles.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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