True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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