- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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