On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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