- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

I read the terms of service.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Oh, go away

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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