- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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