Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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No soap radio

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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