Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Happy Monday!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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I love alchohol!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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