Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Face Hunter is scum

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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