- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

My wife made me a sandwich

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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