- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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