I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

people magazine

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Women's rights.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

I work at jcpenny

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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