- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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