i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Fat people

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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How old are you? 7

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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