Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Turkeys are obese

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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