Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Anti Joke

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