I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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This statement is false.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jack Stevens

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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