- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What would u like to drink?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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