- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

why did the zebra cross the road?

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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