- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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