- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's 9+10 Ebola

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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