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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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