What is the name of the car? What

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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