What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

robin, get in the car.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Netflix and chill

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

im gay

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Rush Limbaugh

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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